More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"My love burns for you like I’m an arsonist and marshmallows-on-sticks salesman. $2.99 each, or 5 for $10."
"Using a mannequin and some rope, could you ride two bicycles at once? Next time, try three bikes. Then truly love someone, because that’s even harder."
"I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind."
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."