More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I can't throw away cologne because that is Nostalgia in a Bottle, the scent of yesterday, and it reminds me of her more clearly than her picture."
"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy."
"I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do."