More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"I was just shy of reaching my goal. My goal was to be more extroverted, so being just shy meant I completely failed."
"Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."