More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"A squeegee is a sponge on a stick, and if there is a tangible item that’s more romantic, I don’t know what it is. Never go on a first date without one."
"My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul."
"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"