Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on pape... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"Candle making is a half-ass business, because the product is only useful half the day, at night. Why not make candles that double as dildos, and make it a whole-ass business."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."