More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."
"Hoping to win the lottery to escape your existence is like waiting on a unicorn to give you a ride out of town. If you’re interested, I’m selling saddles."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."