Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick... - Charles M. Schulz

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another."

"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope."