More quotes by Mark Twain

"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."