More quotes by Mark Twain

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."
"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."