When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and... - Mark Twain
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been."
"Familiarity breeds contempt and children."
"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat."