More quotes by Mark Twain

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."
"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."