I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billio... - Mark Twain

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."

"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."