Last night my shadow exploded into hundreds of fluttering bl... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Last night my shadow exploded into hundreds of fluttering black birds, foreshadowing my love taking flight under the cover of camouflage."
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"My life is but a firefly’s flicker, so I’d better use my brief moment to light up the darkness that covers her path."
"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."
"I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute."