Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Only a fool tells people that only fools buy gold. In the coming future, I’d rather have fool’s gold than dollar bills. Ask Zimbabwe."

"I miss her like 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, and 5 misses 8. When we made love, our two bodies formed one spiral that seemed to cycle to the sky."

"My kitchen sink has no truck attached. My love needs a waterproof suitcase in these Days of Desert and Dessert. Who are you going to come running to when the Ice Cream Man melts?"

"Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business."

"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."