Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."

"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."

"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."

"All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions."

"The only problem with dreaming is it's a solo activity. Imagine how glorious life would be if we could share dreams and create in unison."