Let’s be romantic and dance in the rain. I’ll prove my feeli... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Let’s be romantic and dance in the rain. I’ll prove my feelings for you by bringing an umbrella, because I’m drowning in my love for you."
"Let’s be romantic and dance in the rain. I’ll prove my feelings for you by bringing an umbrella, because I’m drowning in my love for you."
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."
"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."