More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I see two women, one in a reflection in a window, and the other I see through the window, and it's like I'm looking at both my past and future at the same time."
"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur."