I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I off... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"People with money have to worry about who their real friends are. I don’t have that problem for two reasons: I don’t have any money, and I don’t have any friends."
"Trying to remember a dream from a decade ago is like trying to catch fog in a coffee filter. I could subsist on morning mist."
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."
"The road to hell isn't paved with gold, it's paved with faith. Faith in a dollar that's backed by a belief that people have faith in other people's belief in it."