More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"
"The heart sees what the eyes do not, and the heart hears what the ears cannot. Sight and sound are vibrations, and so is love."
"As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."