My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I writ... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Are you tired, irritable, or suffering from heartburn? Ask your doctor if my love is right for you. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 9 out of 10 is 90%."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."
"A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too tiresome. What about a toy for escalators that doesn’t move and does nothing and that’s the whole point? I think Americans would relate to and embrace that mentality."