More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family."
"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."