"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."
"I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself."
"He said he wanted to trade lives with me, saying he wanted what I have. He must want for nothing, because that’s exactly what I have."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?"
"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."