More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"If you don't think you need to develop your personal brand, my advice for you comes in the wisdom of two road signs: STOP; DEAD END."
"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."
"I’m 33, and an 18-year-old girl called me old. I said, “You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair."