I keep my motivational book collection in the fridge. Hey, W... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs."

"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."

"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."

"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."

"Most scars are invisible. Damn transparent knives. Does anything cut deeper than love? I need to get some new body armor."