More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Go sip on gossip, and leave the coffee talk for me to chug. I’ll be in the kitchen, giggling like a schoolgirl if you need me."
"I called his broken promise heartbreaking, and he called it growing up. Oh, that’s mature—blame it on maturity."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"Hotel hallways should have conveyer belts for floors, so I can feel like a grocery item on vacation. I guess I’m just a romantic."