I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replac... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. Now her memory is just a breeze seen in swaying Spanish moss."
"He’s as tall as a tree, but he fights like a rose bush. What’s with all the scratching? I should cut him down in the name of romance."
"Why are desire scales 1-10? They should be 1-12, like a clock, because I want her 1-12, I mean like all the time."
"Her name is Faith, or that’s what I believe it to be."