I network like a Spanish Inquisitor. I am very good at extra... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I network like a Spanish Inquisitor. I am very good at extracting relevant information. And if you resist, you’ll only confirm your heresy."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"Networking is drinking the nectar of interconnectedness. And I’ve been drinking since noon, so I may need @ryanlilly to drive me home."
"Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her."
"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."