More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Myth, mist, and mystery all add to the illusion of love. If you need me I’ll be by the fog machine wearing a tunic and writing an epic poem in Greek."
"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."
"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."