More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To be invisible, paint yourself with the direct shade of zero. Leave nothing to chance, by taking nothing with you wherever you go."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."
"Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. Now her memory is just a breeze seen in swaying Spanish moss."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."