Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a c... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."
"I think about her sometimes, and wonder what she’s doing and who she’s doing it with. I suppose I could just stalk her Facebook page like a normal person, but that doesn’t seem as romantic as surveillance and GPS tracking."
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."