More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."