More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."
"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."
"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."