Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirst... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."