Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast."
"I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself."
"I just bought some cargo pants, so I can deliver goods at the speed of a walk. It’s an environmentally friendly #startup."
"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."