I’m an only child, and therefore I gave birth to my parents,... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m an only child, and therefore I gave birth to my parents, because if it weren’t for me, they wouldn’t even be parents."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."
"I'm the kind of guy who puts other people first. Particularly if there’s danger up ahead. Now I’m not saying I’m any more cowardly than the next man, unless that next man is any other man besides my clone."
"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."
"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."