I wish I could travel west nonstop chasing sunsets. And as t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a heart, and my love for you is no puzzle. Through twists and spins, life can only get more colorful."

"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."

"The last 33 years of my life have been a blur, like a hummingbird’s beating wings. Time flies, but not backwards, like a hummingbird can."

"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."

"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."