Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."

"Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable.Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work."

"Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based."

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."