Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

"Redemption, n. Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sin through their murder of the deity against whom they sinned. The doctrine of Redemption is the fundamental mystery of our holy religions, and whoso believeth in it shall not perish, but have everlasting life in which to try to understand it."

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."

"Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy."