Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

"Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable.Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work."

"Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others."

"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."