Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows... - Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

"Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable.Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work."

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