More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"Personal branding is crucial in today's society. Just remember to wait until the metal is red hot before pressing it into your flesh."
"I wish I could climb the corporate ladder like I could climb a tree, but I can’t, because I’m afraid of heights. And bark."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."