More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!"
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"To be angry is easy, but to forgive is hard. That's why to love is easy, and to love is hard. I try to be so hard that I'm soft, like a liquid rock, fluid and forgiving, but unmovable in my resolve."
"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."