More quotes by Mark Twain

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?"