More quotes by Mark Twain

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."
"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."