A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. - Mark Twain

"One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke."

"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."

"Familiarity breeds contempt and children."