More quotes by Mark Twain

"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."
"In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."