More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream."
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a heart, and my love for you is no puzzle. Through twists and spins, life can only get more colorful."
"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."