More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."