The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Growing marijuana is like having a Pharmacy Farm, and of all the drugs, the ones from Mother Nature are the best."
"I used to think how lucky she was to have me, but now I realize that’s backwards. A spirit of gratitude yields patience, love, and forgiveness."
"I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time."
"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."