More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."