You used to love me. Let me help jog your memory by buying y... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You used to love me. Let me help jog your memory by buying you some running shoes. The shoes will be wooden, and nailed to the floor."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"I’m passionate about being compassionate. It takes a lot to give of yourself, and that’s why it’s such a gift—for both the recipient and the giver."
"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."
"Why are desire scales 1-10? They should be 1-12, like a clock, because I want her 1-12, I mean like all the time."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"