You used to love me. Let me help jog your memory by buying y... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You used to love me. Let me help jog your memory by buying you some running shoes. The shoes will be wooden, and nailed to the floor."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."