More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"I love Guns N’ Roses. Reminds me of the last time I tried to pick flowers from my neighbor’s garden."
"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."
"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."
"I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” with an accompanying image of a wilting flower."