My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.... - Orson Welles

"On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!'"

"In my opinion, there are two things that can absolutely not be carried to the screen: the realistic presentation of the sexual act and praying to God."

"We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone."

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch."

"We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone."