More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I remember her words about remembering my words, and that’s when it hit me: the quickest way to scalpel open a heart is with a declaration of love."
"What can I say about love that’s never been said by me or anyone else? Well, sometimes love smells like my farts, after I eat a dozen roses."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."