More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Patience is so valuable I'm willing to wait forever to achieve it. And while I wait, I may as well get busy being short-tempered."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"Last night my shadow exploded into hundreds of fluttering black birds, foreshadowing my love taking flight under the cover of camouflage."