More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?"
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight."