More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Year. They had to wake me when I won. Winning was like a dream come true."
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."