More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."
"If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you might not like the smell of success."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."