Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present."
"My reality is it’s nighttime. The truth is I’m just blindfolded. How many people live like me, in self-deluded darkness?"