The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I lost interest in her because she said the wrong thing. She said nothing."
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"The sunset sky fades from blue to orange over Gainesville, Florida, and what I lost is less than what I gained. I gained love, I lost love, and if could do it all again, I would."