Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, tha... - Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
"Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, thatreason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe."
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"After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much."
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