I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him... - Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
"I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity."
"I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity."
"I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels."
"Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, thatreason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe."
"You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt"
"Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt"
"After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much."