Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He... - Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
"Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt"
More quotes by Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
"I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels."
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"After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much."
"You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt"
"You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt"