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Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

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Quotes by Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

"I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity."
"You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt"
"After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much."