I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to... - Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
"I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja."
More quotes by Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
"I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity."
"Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt"
"You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt"
"Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, thatreason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe."
"You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt"