Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the po... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"Opportunity is not your opponent—it is your ally, but it’s hard to see that because opportunity is often camouflaged and hidden among danger and chaos."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window."
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."
"When you’re embarrassed, you turn red. When I blush, I turn plaid. I network at kilt conventions, so even if I say something awkward I still look cool."