More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Every day I’m growing as a man. I’m not growing in height, but rather I’m growing in love, which makes me seem taller than I really am."
"A follow-up letter is best when not written on the back of a suicide note. Remember this next time you’re at a networking event, unless your new connection is a mortician."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future."
"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."