More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"Between Portland and Seattle is a mint factory, and they made sweets like we made sweet love, and America needs more manufacturers like us."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."