Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chair... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"The fragrance of romance is gratitude. Nothing says I love you like saying I love you. Sure, it’s better to show your love, but why not also say it?"
"Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for."
"If you find yourself thirsting for my love, don’t forget that I sell straws in a variety of flavors. What is the price of romance? Good question. Today only it’s on sale for half-off wholesale prices. Everything must go. My entire inventory of straws is being liquidated."
"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."